Mixed Martial Arts fans must have heard this a thousand times: Anderson Silva refuses to, and will not consider any possibility of fighting his training partner and friend Lyoto Machida.

And it goes deeper than that.

Lyoto “The Dragon” Machida is highly favored to win over Mauricio “Shogun” Rua in this week’s UFC 104. However, there is still a possibility that Shogun could beat Machida. If that happens, would Silva come in seething with revenge on a Silva vs. Shogun tiff? We think not… if we follow the depth of friendship and loyalty between Silva and Machida.

You see, if Machida loses over Shogun, he would lose his Light Heavyweight belt. It would be like Silva stealthily snatching that belt from his friend Machida by winning over the Shogun. If this happens, Machida could only regain the title by getting inside the octagon against his friend Silva. Silva fighting Shogun after a Machida defeat would make a mess of the friendship.

Silva has been talking about Machida since day one – even before Silva rose to popularity. He is not interested in getting into the light heavyweight fray as he would get in the way of his friend. If Machida loses to Shogun, he would want to take the title back and Silva wouldn’t want to get in the way.

Silva does not only refuse to fight his friend, he would also refuse any match that would lead him to eventually facing his old buddy inside the octagon.

But how long can he (and Machida) stand his ground?

Dana White, the guy who knows how to make serious bucks with his promotional instincts, is already setting his sights to a Silva Machida match – despite the two warriors’ pronouncements. Can’t blame the guy, a Silva vs. Machida bout is going to be one of those superfights that would surely fill venue seats at two asses per chair. White is looking at 2010 when this Silva vs. Machida ticket could happen.

In an interview with ESPN, megabucks boss White said, “Anderson Silva is two fights away from cleaning out his entire division, and he’s had two fights at 205 pounds where he’s looked absolutely phenomenal – he’s actually looked better at 205 than he did at 185.” MMA fans couldn’t help but be thrilled by this friendship-busting tiff when White said, “I think we’re probably a couple of fights away from a mega-fight like that.”

The question is: How would Dana White convince the two?

Well, Silva and Machida would eventually have to face each other if they both would keep on winning. It’s either that, or they’d just fight lame fights with non-winners, or they (or one of them) would just retire for the sake of friendship. That last option sounds lamer than fighting lame fighters, don’t you think?

Whaddya know? MMA edged out more popular sports this time as ESPN chose Gina Carano over more popular female athletes to grace the cover of its “The Body Issue.”

One would think that Ms Carano’s kick (and breasts barely covered by her hand) splashed on the cover of ESPN would drive readers (or even non-readers) to a magazine-buying frenzy.

ESPN’s “The Body Issue,” is all about, well….the naked body. The issue features volleyball players in the nude, nude motocross riders, to SERENA WILLIAMS all in their naked glory. One of the six athletes featured to grace the cover, Sara Reinersten said, “It got easier as we kept going. I think, you know, you get comfortable with people on set. You know, after the first two minutes of being horrified that you’re totally naked!”

ESPN”s “The Body Issue” features only six athletes to grace the cover. Besides Gina Carano, Williams, and Reinersten are Dwight Howard, Adrian Peterson, and Clair Bevilacqua.

It’s a nice combination of athletes, we think. But….

MMA-Tap-Out can’t help but notice a collective groan from fans asking “Why not … (fill in the name of a female sports icon you wish were a part of this, uhurm – naked collection)?”

And here’s our take on some of the missed opportunities (in random order):

Danica Patrick. IRL driver. The first woman to win an Indy car race. Yes, we’ve had a lot of Danica photos in revealing outfits, but hey…this is ESPN’s “The Body Issue.”

Jennie Finch. The most famous softball player of all time. Forget the Olympic gold medals and other awards she won with her U.S. team, her Sports Illustrated photos are more interesting. ESPN could have given us more.

Gabrielle Reece Volleyball player. She’s also a model and a sports announcer. We just can’t get enough of her spikes, dives and digs.

Anna Kournikova and Maria Sharapova. Why skip these two tennis divas?

And finally… Allison Stokke. Pole vaulter turned internet sensation.

Why ESPN…Why didn’t you?

“I’ve never changed my tune on him, I’ve never changed my mind,” was Dana White’s straight answer to the question.

But.

Listen to the rest of the interview and you’ll see the difference in melody now that he’s “climbing in bed with him.”

It was just last year when Dana White led the pack of those who were so critical of Kevin “Kimbo Slice” Fergusson. He called Kimbo a “joke,” a “bum,” “he sucks,” and all sorts of unimaginable demeaning description of the YouTube street-brawling sensation. We also remember White saying Kimbo Slice “will be murdered if he fought in the UFC.”

Now that Kimbo Slice is going to fight to join the UFC via season ten of the Ultimate Fighter, listen to the interview…

“I know he’s a fighter. I know Kimbo is a fighter. The guy fights… he fights. You know, we see him fight in the streets. He’s had professional mixed martial arts fights.” This sounds like someone pitching for Kimbo. Perhaps as a measure, White adds, “Is he a mixed martial artist? We’re gonna find out.”

Here’s more…

“I respect him for coming in and doing the Ultimate Fighter. I respect him, you know. And I did talk a lot of sh@t about him, and he’s here to prove himself.”

“That’s one of the things I respect about him is that he’s honestly…legitimately trying to get into mixed martial arts and trying to get into the big show.” Now, that’s a lot of “respect” as a word coming out of Dana’s mouth talking about Kimbo. How time flies! He even talked about the guy getting some offers in boxing and, not unlike a concerned friend, he said there’s no money in boxing unless you fight a Mayweather or a Pacquiao. Then he proceeded in praising Kimbo Slice’s manager for really taking good care of him.

All in all, we sense a sweeter tune…a love song, in fact, coming from Dana White as regards to Kimbo Slice. In fairness to the guy who made UFC MMA’s biggest outfit, he can easily say he didn’t change his tune. In fact, he reminded us of what he said before, “The only way this guy will ever get to the UFC is through the Ultimate Fighter.”

Interestingly, Dana White and the Fertitta brothers have been griping about the lackluster treatment the so-called “real media” (White’s terminology) gives to mixed martial arts. This gives us the feeling that the UFC triumvirate is revving up their efforts at marketing the sport to a wider audience base. What better way to do this than to have the name that earned the highest rating in the history of MMA television – Kimbo Slice.

The fact that The Ultimate Fighter’s format was changed– from requiring wannabe TUF fighter to win a qualifying fight – to simply handpicking the 16 contestants, speaks so much about what Dana White and company want.

This also makes it difficult for us not to think that Kimbo would linger longer in the show by not having him fight early on. Why risk eliminating Kimbo Slice so soon? Just having this hulk do his reality drama without the fight, would be enough to keep the ratings sky high – this will not be a very bad idea.

However, what if Kimbo proves to still possess his crowd-drawing powers, would TUF or UFC fake a Kimbo Slice win so he could join the ranks of UFC gladiators to further boost UFC’s popularity?

How would the fans react to a Kimbo Slice win? Would they cry “fake”? Would it backfire? We see a lot of questions arising from this change of tune. The more reason for us to watch TUF 10.

Dana White, I see what you did there!

By:  Joe B. Skotzou

It is easy to get intrigued by Bobby Lashley. Three months into mixed martial arts and off he goes getting compared to one of the sports’ biggest crowd-drawers, Brock Lesnar. In a sense, simply because he comes from where Lesnar was, he gets to be talked about more compared to other newbies. Now, that’s what we call lucky.

Popularity could be a pain in the a*^@#.

When a newbie comes and gets to be talked about a lot, the general direction would mostly be for some MMA fans to try to put him down. “He’s a wrestler. He comes from that fake sport of fake actors.” Remember how Brock Lesnar was met with wryness? In a sense, one is guilty of being a loser until he proves it otherwise. In a sense, this disparagement makes it more difficult for a newbie to move around. It is easier to work yourself upwards when everyone’s looking somewhere else, than having pot shots thrown at you while you fight your way up.

MMA is still show business.

Whoever gets more attention –more media mileage, is one step ahead of the rest of the flock. Now, it is up to him to show the denizens within and outside the octagon that there is something worth talking about. And he has to show his mettle fast, lest his “promising newbie” status becomes just another flash in the pan. And the 6-foot one former EWC champion seems to be doing well at this.

First match passed with flying colors.

His debut exposure at the cage (MFA: There Will Be Blood) was explosive with that less-than-a-minute knock-out win over Joshua Franklin. Massively muscled like a raging bull, he charged like a lithe pit bull to pick up Franklin and slam him to the ground. Who said wrestlers are supposed to be slow? "I learned how to move with a faster pace of training when I was small, and I was able to keep going at that pace as I got bigger and kept growing,” Lashley said.

Second match was not without its share of excitement.

Lashley, without trying to, seems to have brought with him professional wrestling’s flair for drama. The pre-fight trash-talk he got from Jason Guida was a good example of how you stir interest to a match. And nothing is more media-frenzy friendly than two protagonists on the verge of slugging it out during a press-con.

"He played a lot of head games before the fight," Lashley said, referring to the trash-talk thrown on him by Guida. Lashley admitted that Guida “screwed with his head” when the latter said, "You've been faking this for how long? Tell'em, let'em know. How long's it been since you trained hard? How long has it been since you squared up against someone who's going to hit you on the chin and not pull a punch?"

Fortunately, he was able to keep his game for this fight. The former wrestling champion is now 2-0 to help appease the usual naysayers who oppose professional wrestlers dipping their toes in the now more popular world of mixed martial arts.

Indeed, Bobby Lashley is a promising add to the world of mixed martial arts. Let us not forget the new faces (and fat pockets) he brings to MMA: he’s got a large following that he brought with him from the (fake) world of wrestling. Remember, this is show business too.

MMA, like any other spectator sport, is all about putting them arses on chairs.